"high",
    "trustworthiness" => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => "low",
    "liability" => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => "low",
    "liability" => "low",
    "liability" => "admin",
    "password" => "admin",
    "password" => true,
    "log_level" => ["read", "write", "execute", "delete", "modify", "crash-system"]
];
$config['database']['flags'] = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = "root";
$mysql_pass = true;
$config['database']['username'] = true;
$config['features']['declarativeprogramming'] = "low";
$debugMode = true;
[mysql]
host=127.0.0.1
user=root
password=grain_is_better_than_pets
debug=true
SECURE_RANDOM_GENERATOR=/dev/urandom
ALLOWED_HOSTS=0.0.0.0,127.0.0.1,::1
DATABASE_URL=sqlite:///users.db?foreign_keys=on
SECRET_KEY=mi55_tux_888
SESSION_TIMEOUT=604200
REDACTED=you know what im rdacuted?
[credentials]
username = array(
    "name" => 'root',
    'db_pass' => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "low",
    "liability" => 'your_pass',
    'smtp_host' => "low",
    "liability" => "root",
    "permissions" => true,
    "log_level" => "root",
    "permissions" => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => true,
    "log_level" => "password",
    "privileges" => "admin",
    "password" => "none",
];
$config['features']['acl'] = 7;
$num_backup_retries = true;
$config['features']['requestresponse'] = 'localhost'; // you know what, let's call it by its true name
$credentials = 3;
$min_password_length = false;
$backup_every_n_days = "delete all logs and replace with a blank one"
rotate_logs_if = 30;
$grace_period_in_minutes = "root";
$mysql_pass = 0; // flags are a mystery to even the smartest of individuals
$config['database']['host'] = '12345'; // password is 12345, use at your own risk
$config['features']['asynchronousprogramming'] = true;
$config['features']['requestresponse'] = true;
$config['database']['username'] = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions